If God Were A Programmer

By Jeffrey | August 9, 2007

If God Were A Programmer
This takes about 5 minutes to get through, but it’s pretty funny.

If you don’t want to wait, just view the source. However, that kind of ruins the effect.

Watch God program here.

To view the follow-up click below.

The following originally posted by CeeJayDK on Digg.

Loading Universe Kernel….
login: MAN
password: SEX
And Man logged on at 00:00:01, day 7

~$ SU
Password: 12345
And Man became root on at 00:01:00, day 7

# WOHOO!
Unrecognisable command. Try again..
# USERDEL GOD
User deleted.

# CD /usr/woman/
# CREATE COMMON_SENSE
Cannot comply - Common sense is currently allocated to user : “MAN” , please release resources and try again.
# INCREASE DESIRE
Desire cannot be increased in this manner for: “WOMAN”. File may be corrupted by FREEWILL or EVIL.
# DELETE EVIL
Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
# DELETE FREEWILL
Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
# MOVE /usr/MAN/MONEY TO /usr/WOMAN/MONEY
Done.
# INCREASE DESIRE
Done.
And Man logged off at 00:18:01, day 7

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